July 2009
74 posts
If I ever have a daughter her name will be Wendy...
‘Wendy’ after my mom, and ‘Elisabeth’ is the long form of ‘Lisa’ after my step mom.
(Edit: If I have two daughters, the second will be named Samantha Olivia… because it sounds pretty.)
GreenYum →
GreenYum —A tumblr all about living green, vegetarianism, and tree hugging.
I'm getting really addicted to Alice in...
my friend’s girlfriend’s dad died. i don’t know...
…does that make me a bad person?
also: said friend is fishing for sympathy. this is when i stop responding to his messages and then we don’t talk for another 6 months.
Got a Twitter? So do I! →
Follow me? Updates are protected due to all the spam followers I was getting, but I’ll follow back, for sure.
I’ll admit that I fucked up. I said I would take a shift and I forgot about it and didn’t show up. However, I didn’t get a call asking where I was or if I was still coming in. I’m owning up to my mistake and saying that yes, I pulled a “no call, no show” and it was an honest mistake: I simply forgot to transfer items from my cell phone calendar to my hard copy...
(905): so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I...
I was going to have a Harry Potter movie marathon...
this is a definite “FML” if there ever was one…
Sometimes I wonder how she made it through...
It took about five minutes or so for me to explain to my step mom about why only my dad’s truck was in our driveway. I told her multiple times that my car is at my mother’s house, in the garage, up on jacks and that my dad took the Acura and that I, myself, went to pick up my tires.
She still couldn’t grasp the concept that there was only car in our driveway. She asked where the...
oh, conversations via AIM late at night...
[other person's screen name removed to prevent unnecessary stalking; however, stalk me if you can.]
xxxxxxxx: If you turned into a zombie....who would you eat first?
iLiveonGreySt: you for asking such a dumb question :P
xxxxxxxx: lol
xxxxxxxx: :D
xxxxxxxx: thats a good question!
iLiveonGreySt: whoever i saw first
xxxxxxxx: buuuuuuut i bet i dont taste good
xxxxxxxx: so that would be my revenage youd be spitting me out so yeah i win you lose
xxxxxxxx: ^_____________________^
xxxxxxxx: that face totally looks like a frog
iLiveonGreySt: (^________^) FROG FACE
iLiveonGreySt: or a really happy alien
xxxxxxxx: LOL
xxxxxxxx: (0______0)
iLiveonGreySt: (..)
xxxxxxxx: lol
xxxxxxxx: 6_O
xxxxxxxx: totally the rock
iLiveonGreySt: LMFAO
iLiveonGreySt: Q_O monocle.
xxxxxxxx: ^__^. person with a mole by their eye
iLiveonGreySt: @_@ you
xxxxxxxx: LOL
xxxxxxxx: you saying i ahve a's for eyes?
xxxxxxxx: you take that back!
iLiveonGreySt: ...
iLiveonGreySt: you have aye's
iLiveonGreySt: LMFAO
TheKyler: hahahaha
TheKyler: i just laughed out loud
xxxxxxxx: i am going to remember that...aye's hehehe
iLiveonGreySt: lmao
xxxxxxxx: i am totally taller then you
iLiveonGreySt: ...
iLiveonGreySt: yeah, by like, an inch?
xxxxxxxx: lol so!
xxxxxxxx: if i fro my hair is like 5 inches!
xxxxxxxx: lmao
iLiveonGreySt: LMFAO
Coors Light to Release New Shotgunnable Can with... →
“Coors is aiming to rid binge drinkers of the tedious burden of searching for the air pocket in a can of beer before it’s punctured, as well as eliminate the possibility of a punctured beer spraying out all its beer before it can be shotgunned.”
Holy FUCK.
Laaiiidddd offffff! And not even the GOOD kind of laid!
– my friend, who is getting laid off from his job on the 17th.
Goal: Lose 10 Pounds in One Month
How I’m doing it:
WiiFit: Helps with burning calories (aerobics) and also toning muscles, building muscle strength, helping with posture/balance (strength training/yoga).
Cutting out unnecessary items in my diet: Sodas, drinks containing high amounts of caffeine or sugar (bye bye, frappuccinos), late night snacks, junk food, etc.
Drinking less (or light) beer & monitoring the...
To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a...
– Nancy Mitford (via bitchville)