December 2009
228 posts
I would say "Thank God for Google"...
resurrecthobbes:
But I think Google is God…so I don’t need to say shit.
“Thank Google for Google.”
Google Wavers!
resurrecthobbes:
Add me to your contacts!
a[dot]rivera390{at}gmail[dot]com
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mmmegan:
crushes:
your laughter is my currency, and i’m buying the best days of my life with it. you’re recession proof.
The real joys in life come when we extend...
You should hit me up;
On Google Wave: klarizalynn[at]googlewave[dot]com
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Or just e-mail me at klarizalynn[at]gmail[dot]com
Don't be afraid. Because the truth is, every time...
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Creative Puns for Educated Minds
resurrecthobbes:
Palin-supporters…now would be the time to go read Goodnight Moon.
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra...
November 2009
230 posts
It's funny 'cause vodka.
B: You need to make a new facebook update: Spirits night. This will definitely lift my movies. It’s funny ‘cause vodka.
[B, in response to last night’s FB status being: “Movie night. This will definitely lift my spirits.”]
Fact: Unintentional references to Parent Trap make...
Reblog with a stereotype of your state.
kissmykass:
klarizalynn:
kissmykass:
jqw:
littlenightlook:
gangstashithereditary:
kame-hame-ha:
shoeboxmoments:
nathannightmare:
Maine: always cold. always.
Ohio: is for lovers and has a lot of cows? Apparently.
Yorkshire: We’re all farmers
New Jersey: We’re all guidos
nathannightmare you’re from maine?! REPRESENT. and yes, always cold…always
London: We speak like the...
Reblog with a stereotype of your state.
kissmykass:
jqw:
littlenightlook:
gangstashithereditary:
kame-hame-ha:
shoeboxmoments:
nathannightmare:
Maine: always cold. always.
Ohio: is for lovers and has a lot of cows? Apparently.
Yorkshire: We’re all farmers
New Jersey: We’re all guidos
nathannightmare you’re from maine?! REPRESENT. and yes, always cold…always
London: We speak like the queen.
I’m from Maine!
...
My Weekend:
Friday: I got fired from my job. I’m now unemployed and I don’t know what the fuck I’m going to do.
This morning: My mother kicked me out of my house. I’m thankful at least that I have my dad’s house I can come to.
FUCK MY LIFE.
I feel super fucking cute today... and I'm...
/narcissism.
♥
nnisha:
him: i dont think they pay people for worrying him: if so you’d be rich her: oh i’d be a millionaire! him: i’lll pay you in kisses for worrying her: i so don’t deserve you him: have you seen your ass? of course you do
This couple is the cutest. EVER.
I'm thankful for...
YOU. Reading this. Right now.
Even if we’ve never met, or ever will meet, or even if you’re a good friend…
I’m thankful for YOU.
I love you.
Happy Thanksgiving.
I've seen the future and it is Google Wave:
klarizalynn[at]googlewave[dot]com
Horrorpops “Trapped”
Chest infection,...
Technically, I have a 5 day weekend if you count...
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asholay:
add me bbys :) *CLICK!*
hasn’t anyone told you? Facebook is the new “it” thing. ;)
it's nonstop Taking Back Sunday tonight.
That Pokemon pun is getting a lot of...
